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Chapter Nine

Chater Eight

The trip to France starts out very much like a honeymoon should


Site seeing


Chatting


Romance



But as the day draws to a close, Deb suggests they visit a Chateau known for its riches!


Thornton is game


Until his first shock!


He tries to convince Debbie that they need to return home, that no money is worth this (little does he know...)


Then it happens again


But he continues on to the treasure box


He retrieves the treasure but refuses to attempt crossing another trap so Debbie is forced to call the airline for a speedy return home


Debbie takes her frustration (at not being able to kill Thornton) out on Morgana (whom she then forces to move out)


Feeling like time is getting away from her, Debbie invites Christopher back over


Her skills at manipulation abound as she convinces him to divorce his wife, Jamie.


But as she prepares to pay what she owes Chris, Thornton shows up


Thornton (no fool) quietly asks Christopher to leave


Debbie apologizes and blames her recent midlife-crisis on her actions


Knowing time is dear, she changes up her traits




And uses her new found technophobia


To sabotage the stereo


Then she makes one last purchase before heading to bed

 

Upon finding the stereo outside (in a flood of water), Thornton sets about to fixing it


Much to his demise


Debbie quickly hides all evidence


Then heads into town


To meet her final target


Things go well for her


And she promptly asks him to be her steady-date


But she wants so much more from him


And Morty feels flattered to be asked


(Stop bragging Debbie!)


She then falls to one knee to pledge her undying love


On the day of her wedding, the shower breaks. An omen!


Debbie arrives and finds the park deserted. She starts to get nervous


But then Zelda shows up and Debbie is calm once again


A little flirting gets Morty to the alter


And they wait for their guests to assemble


But something happens between the two


And Morty leaves Debbie at the alter!




Not one to be stood up, Debbie rushes to Morty's house. They talk and she offers to prepare dinner


They sit down to eat


Suddenly Deb jumps up and gets stuck like this


I reset her and she goes straight to bed

The next morning brings some news that makes getting married imperative!


So back to Morty's she goes


After dropping the bomb that she is pregnant, Morty can't get the ring on her finger fast enough


With only seven days left until elderhood, Debbie pours the wine she had been saving just for this purpose


She stands aside as Morty drinks down the spiked drink


Calmly watching as Morty claims a sudden need to lay down


Hours after Debbie has eaten and gone to sleep, Morty is awoken by a searing heat


And since Debbie moved the furniture while he was passed out, he has no where to run


Debbie waits until the flames start to engulf the couch where Morty sits before she calls the fire department


Until Morty is no more


After receiving the insurance money, Debbie begins the taxing task of cleaning up




Until it is as if the incident had never happened



So ... how does the woman who cunningly set out to marry 5 men and off them with calculating cruelty feel after accomplishing her goal?