Thursday, July 12, 2012

Chapter Six

Debbie feels like she can now breath a sigh of relief


She wakes up to the smell of cooking food


What a great husband to be able to cook so well


She suggests a dip in the pool after they clean up


Muhahahaha!


Debbie relaxes after going through the hard task of putting a 6 ft high fence around the ENTIRE pool


Tired of Geoffrey's complaining, she heads in to watch a little HSN


Then she decides to humor herself with a game on her lap top (curtsey of Cornelia)


Did you hear something?


The Grin Reaper was calling!


So long, Sucker!


Her job done, Deb heads upstairs to relax


And get in a short nap


Before heading over to Zelda's house


To see her new baby, Deirdre


While Zelda cooks, Deb listens to Leighton gush on about how perfect his little girl is


Then she shares the news about Geoffrey


By now, Zelda has caught on to Debbie's schemes


But she offers comfort and friendship


Deb asks to spend the night (which forces Zelda and Leighton to sleep in separate beds, lol)


Deb is pulled form the comforts of bed to witness the birthday of Deirdre


What are you thinking, Debbie?!


Don't do it!


Now that is just pure evil.


Don't worry, sweet baby, I will send that mean lady away.


Deb is punished by being forced to RUN all the way to Thornton's house



Unfortunately, he's still at work and Debbie is greeted by Morgana


Deb's evil trait clashes horribly with Morgana's good trait


But Morgana is very talented with the brush (Deb swipes the picture to smite Morgana)


Deb complains enough about being hungry that Morgana gives in and feeds her to shut her up


She takes her meal on the terrace away from Morgana


Then catches another nap on the spare bunk


Thornton comes home completely unaware that Deb is waiting for him


But she can tell he is VERY excited to see her


Deb realizes she has to make her move before Thornton realizes what she did to Geoffrey


Debbie quickly gobbles one of Thornton's wieners ( :P )


Complains to Morgana about the dirty dishes (Morgana heads off to the kitchen to clean)


While Debbie heads to the master bedroom to woo


She begs Thornton to get a divorce (He does, the sap)


In the morning, Thornton seems a little confused on how his life had changed so quickly


Debbie heads to Bella's house for a party


She chats it up with Bella's husband


Compliments Bella's party before getting the Hell outta Dodge


To stop Morty from flirting with his best bud's(who is Micheal Bachelor, btw) wife!


She heads back to the Wolff manor to complain to Thornton about needing a shower


He suggests they share the hot water...


SCORE!


The next morning, Deb bides her time


Then pounces


Down she goes


OMG, that last line is so naughty!

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